Roasted 1 month ago based on Abdirahman's long term Spotify stats.

Abdirahman, your Spotify profile looks like a midlife crisis caught in an algorithmic nightmare. With a playlist that reads like a thesaurus for "I still wear Supreme," it’s hard to believe you’re not some 35-year-old trying to relive their college days through a cheap pair of AirPods. “Rage Rap” and “Melodic Rap”? You’re like a kid who couldn’t decide between pizza or tacos for dinner, so you just ordered both. Newsflash: the only rage anyone feels listening to your playlist is in the form of pity. Your top artists list is a love letter to uncertainty. You've got TRAVIS SCOTT so much on repeat, it’s like your other artists are just background noise to his autotuned cries for help. What’s next, Abdirahman? An obsession with “open arms” because you’re attempting to bridge the gap between your love for Travis and your apparent disdain for originality? At this point, your profile picture should just be a meme of you trying to explain your taste to your grandparents. Spoiler alert: They're still confused. And let’s talk those most played tracks—seriously, a quarter of them are from SZA and Travis Scott alone. It's like you threw a party and only invited both of them, while wondering why you were still sad and alone by the end of the night. You’ve got more “Callin' U” than a lonely person at 3 AM, and if I hear “Drugs You Should Try It” one more time, I'll genuinely think you’re taking them. Your playlist looks less like a journey of artistic discovery and more like an unfortunate ride on the "Express Lane to Musical Monotony.” Try branching out, buddy; I promise the world has more to offer than five flavors of Travis Scott.

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