Roasted 2 years ago based on Coreylala's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Coreylala, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis at Hot Topic. Seriously, "Swedish Punk" and "Permanent Wave"? That’s not just a genre; that’s a playlist made by someone who can’t commit to anything more than a hairstyle. I half-expect your bio to include “fishing enthusiast” just for the sheer randomness. Your top artists could double as the soundtrack to someone’s existential crisis—if we squint hard enough, that could be misunderstood as character development instead of just bad taste. But let’s talk favorites! Seeing "Kawaiibatfangz" four times in your most played list is a testament to something. I’m not sure what, but there’s no way it’s a good sign. Are you trying to make “Shrekstep” the next great American anthem? "Flarp" sounds like the noise you make when trying to explain why you’re obsessed with a band that probably doesn’t even know they’re being played on repeat in your mom’s basement. Honestly, the only thing more depressing than your top tracks is realizing that “dream pop” could apply to your life when you’re asleep after another night of watching cat videos. All I can say is, congratulations on successfully curating a Spotify playlist that matches the chaotic energy of an over-caffeinated raccoon on roller skates. You’ve managed to take “alternative” to a whole new level, one that can only be described as “alternative to having good taste.” Embrace it, buddy; there’s no going back from here! Next stop, a sad TikTok where you pretend you’re deep and mysterious—the world is waiting for your lyrical interpretations of why potato chips are a culinary delight!

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