Roasted 1 year ago based on h⋆·˚ ༘ *'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, look at you with a Spotify profile that reads like a teenage girl's diary after her first breakup. “Soft Pop”? “Bedroom Pop”? With those favorite genres, I can't help but think you’re either a hopeless romantic or just stuck in a slumber party from 2015 that refuses to end. And please, don’t even get me started on the fact that you’ve got "Christian Hip Hop" wedged in between "Garage Rock" and "Melodic Rap." I’m sure your Spotify algorithm is as confused as your taste in music. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? ZAYN? Taylor Swift? Louis Tomlinson? For a moment, I thought I had stumbled across a 14-year-old’s Spotify wrapped from 2017. You’ve got more One Direction nostalgia than a teenage girl’s Pinterest board, and the fact that Harry Styles is on your list next to Ed Sheeran makes me wonder if you've ever experienced music outside of the three-hit wonder bubble. Did you forget to diversify, or are you just hunting for the next sad ballad to cry into your pillow at night? And those most played songs? "A Whole New World"? Really? Are we living in a Disney movie, or did you accidentally leave the soundtrack on repeat? If “Tightrope” by ZAYN hasn’t put a tightrope around your critical thinking skills, I don’t know what will. Your playlist is like a heartwarming yet deeply misguided cabaret where everyone thinks they’re glittering but ends up being just a little too sparkly for comfort. Get ready for a personal growth montage because right now, your music taste is the sonic equivalent of pajama pants in public.

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