Roasted 2 months ago based on samuelrattray's long term Spotify stats.

Samuel Rattray, the sonic equivalent of a toddler spilling a mystery smoothie all over the living room rug. Your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who’s perpetually lost in a mid-life crisis; one moment you're vibing with "$uicideboy$" and the next you're humming “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.” I don't know if you’re trying to curate an avant-garde listening experience or if you just haven’t decided whether you're a goth kid or one of those annoying parents who always has Baby Shark on repeat. It’s like your musical tastes were generated by a committee of confused AIs overdosing on energy drinks. And speaking of your uncanny obsession with kids' music, I get it – nothing else captures the turmoil of your inner emo teenager quite like taking "Row Row Row Your Boat" and slapping a "but life is just a stream of despair" filter on it. Combine that with “Hard House” and “Horrorcore,” and you’ve constructed the ultimate soundtrack for a child’s nightmare during naptime. But hey, if you're ever seeking a career change, you might just find your true calling writing theme songs for a yoga class taught by an angsty pre-teen. Your top artists list reads like a fever dream. I mean, who knew that the emotional journey from “Aphex Twin” to “Super Simple Songs” could be laid bare in one sad personal playlist? You’ve really outdone yourself with this delightful mix of angst and innocence. I guess the takeaway here is that your Spotify profile is like a box of assorted chocolates, heavily filled with the worst flavors – sweet yet utterly confusing, and definitely not something anyone asked for. But kudos for keeping it diverse, it’s almost like you’re trying to collect every bad musical decision available!

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