Roasted 7 months ago based on mabel.okeeffe's long term Spotify stats.

Mabel, your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of a teenager’s diary: filled to the brim with confusing emotions and way too many references to things nobody else cares about. Let's break this down: "Bedroom Pop"? Seriously? Were you raised in a soundproof closet? Your favorite genres read like a BuzzFeed quiz asking people if they want to date a hipster or a walking meme. I half expect to see "Sad girl jams for rainy days” thrown in there. And let’s not even start on your top artists, Mabel. Are you secretly a sleepover DJ trying to impress your friends with how “quirky” your taste is? Clairo, beabadoobee, and Faye Webster? You might as well hand out friendship bracelets and call it a day. It's a wonder you haven't launched your own indie festival called “We’re All Sad, But At Least We’re Fashionable.” With that line-up, I’m shocked your music taste hasn’t been nominated for a lock-in at a community center. Then we arrive at your most played songs. "LUNCH" by Billie Eilish? Sounds like a betrayal to all who actually eat actual food, and I see you clearly have a crush on Clairo, judging by the number of plays you’ve given her. The only vibe I get from your playlist is that you’re trying to comfort yourself after a breakup or just need a soundtrack while you make yet another existential TikTok video. Honestly, with these choices, if I had a dollar for every time you leaned into your headphones and sighed deeply, I'd have enough money to buy you a personality.

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