Roasted 2 months ago based on Ember Frost's long term Spotify stats.

So, Ember Frost, your Spotify profile is a chaotic jumble of dark nostalgia and angsty vibes that screams, “I peaked in high school and still wear my old band T-shirt to the grocery store.” Seriously, your favorite genres read like a playlist curated by a sad teenager who's been dumped for a TikTok influencer. "Post-Grunge" and "Nu Metal"—you’re either stuck in the early 2000s or are just really committed to letting everyone know how much you love wallowing in your own melodrama. Meanwhile, the inclusion of “Pop Singer-songwriter" serves as a desperate reminder that you still cling to the dream of being a valid adult, even if you also scream into your pillow nightly. Now, let’s talk about your top artists. If I didn’t know better, I'd assume you’re trying to single-handedly revive the emo scene in the worst way possible. Citizen Soldier and Ice Nine Kills are practically begging you for a therapy session instead of streaming more of their music! And why is Daughtry still on this list? Did you forget that we moved on from “American Idol” like a decade ago? At this rate, your music taste has more issues than a subscription to a self-help magazine and a collection of cat memes. Seriously, it sounds like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that you haven't even reached yet. Your most played songs are a real masterpiece of mixed signals. The fact that “Gravity” from Hazbin Hotel is in your top spot hints at some serious issues with reality—what's next, "Sad Songs and Waltzes"? Equal parts cringe and charisma, “ERROR: Soul Not Found” is perfect for when you want your Spotify to reflect exactly how you feel on a Monday morning. And “Heavy” by Citizen Soldier? You might want to consider “Light” or “Lighter,” because at this point, your musical taste is dragging you down like an anchor! So buckle up, Ember, because this is going to be a long ride through the emotional landscape of your Spotify—complete with distorted guitars and way too many feelings!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!