Roasted 2 years ago based on José Lucas's long term Spotify stats.

José Lucas Jr., huh? The only thing more predictable than your taste in music is the fact that your Spotify Wrapped looks like the sweaty aftermath of a middle school dance party. Honestly, it’s astonishing how you manage to cram so many "dance" sub-genres into your life while still managing to sit down and do absolutely nothing about that poor social life. I mean, "Tropical House"—are you trying to get a tan from your headphones? Or are you just hiding from the sun like the rest of your taste buds? Your top artists read like a Spotify playlist that someone forgot to delete when they were just playing background music at their cousin’s wedding. José Lucas, who the hell do you think you are? The king of mediocre? I can already picture the crowd: a mix of confused uncles and the occasional cringe-worthy attempts to dance that we're all desperately trying to forget. And don’t even get me started on that lineup: Jax Jones and Prof. Uggla? I know a bunch of lazy grocery store clerks who would make better choices at karaoke night. Ah, yes, your most played songs. A collection of tracks so forgettable it makes elevator music seem like the top 40. “Embawe" sounds like a medical condition, and I’m afraid your choice of "Coffee (Give Me Something)" is just a cry for help, begging you to get more caffeine in your life to wake up from this musical slumber party. I think I speak for the entire Spotify community when I say: please get some actual taste, and stop treating your profile like a college dorm room wall. You don’t need to cover every inch of it with the same tired vibe!

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