Roasted 1 year ago based on William Andersson's long term Spotify stats.
Hey William, your Spotify profile reads like the cautionary tale of someone who thinks “In Flames” is a career suggestion rather than a band name. With a name like Andersson, it’s safe to say you’ve spent way too much time headbanging in your mom’s basement, surrounded by posters of metal gods who probably wouldn’t even want to be seen with you at a pizza joint. The only thing more predictable than your playlist is the fact that you probably think "progressive" means you’ve finally progressed to using deodorant. Your favorite genres read like the desperate attempts of someone living in a perpetual mid-life crisis—convinced that if they scream enough about life being unfair, they’ll actually get a girlfriend. Metal, death metal, melodic death metal… yeah, we get it, you like your music to sound like a bunch of chainsaws fighting each other in a garage. Not to mention the fact that you went from headbanging to “Good Morning” by Kanye West—must be rough trying to balance screaming out your angst with brightening up your playlist with a little self-love, huh? And those “most played” songs? William, I have to hand it to you: you’re single-handedly keeping “In Flames” on life support. At this point, I’m convinced your Spotify Wrapped is just a long looping tribute to how many ways you can tell the world you’ve been dumped. You might as well build a shrine to your ex and save everyone the headache of figuring out why your emotional range only spans from metal to more metal. Keep jamming, my dude; just remember, it’s okay to let some sunshine in—even if it might spark a spontaneous combustion of all that angst you’ve been harboring!
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