Roasted 2 months ago based on Sharib's long term Spotify stats.

Sharib, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist for a dad who just got a Bluetooth speaker for Christmas. Congrats on being the poster child for 'rocking out' in your minivan while simultaneously checking your cholesterol levels. With classic rock tunes blasting in the background, I can just picture you grilling burgers and complaining about the “good ol' days” when music was actually good—newsflash: it wasn’t. Your favorite genres reveal a musician with all the edge of a butter knife. "Yacht Rock"? Really? Nothing screams “I'm living my best life” quite like a genre that evokes images of sailing with a K-Cup in hand while pretending you're not already losing the race to your own midlife crisis. At this point, you're basically an American flag emoji personified, just waiting for an invitation to the next neighborhood barbecue where you’ll inevitably play “American Pie” on repeat until everyone wants to drown in the potato salad. And let’s talk about your most played songs—it's like a continuous loop of 'I’m really okay with mediocrity, thank you.' With five tracks by John Mellencamp, it’s clear that your taste in music is screaming “I peaked in high school.” Just remember, while you’re belting out “Pink Houses” like it’s a power ballad, your friends are using their Spotify accounts to block you, praying desperately for release before your country-tinged therapy session ends. But hey, at least the cows love it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!