Roasted 10 months ago based on r3t4rd's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, napal41k, your Spotify profile reads like a goth kid's desperate plea for attention in a high school hallway. With a genre list that looks more like an emo grocery list than a selection of music, you’ve somehow managed to create a soundtrack that would make Dracula himself roll his eyes and opt for some light jazz instead. Seriously, “Witch House”? The only spell you’re casting here is a curse on our ears. Your taste in artists is so obscure that even Google is questioning your sanity. DJ UNIVXRSEL? Sounds like a DJ who got kicked out of the underground scene for being too pretentious. And can we talk about your top track being “tjs_0824”? It’s a miracle anyone can find that song without a secret decoder ring. It’s as if you took “how niche can I get” as a personal challenge—congrats, you’ve definitely won... at being the least relatable person on the platform. And as for your most played songs, you’ve reached a level of existential dread that even the best therapist would avoid. "Mi Alma Se Desvanece"? You sure know how to pick tunes that resonate with your own despair. Perhaps it's time to step out of the shadowy corners of the internet and give something less depressing a shot—like, I don’t know, anything with a beat? But then again, it looks like your vibe might just be the soundtrack for the grim reaper’s next dance party. Keep embracing that charmingly dark persona, but remember, there’s a whole world of earworms out there that won't make you want to throw yourself into an existential crisis.

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