Roasted 2 years ago based on Mohan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Mohan, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet that somehow tried to take every dish from every corner of the world but ended up just mixing expired leftovers. It’s no wonder your favorite genres list reads like the desperate attempts of a confused DJ trying to please every auntie at a wedding. "Filmi" and "Classic Rock"? Sweetie, I didn’t know we were planning on cramming Pink Floyd into a Karan Johar movie. That collisions of tastes will give anyone a bad case of musical indigestion! Your top artists are enough to make a playlist for a funeral and a family reunion at the same time, featuring legends of yesteryear and a sprinkle of Queen to somehow convince us all you still have some semblance of edge. With Ilaiyaraaja and Kishore Kumar in one breath and a nonchalant mention of Adele in the next, I can only assume your mood swings are as chaotic as your listening habits. This isn't a Spotify playlist, it’s a family therapy session waiting to happen, catching the vibes of both “Please pass the tikka” and “I’m gonna rock your world.” And let’s discuss those most played songs. “Air On A G String” chilling right next to “Shree Hanuman Chalisa”? My dude, are you trying to invoke the divine or just confusing bonafide spiritual vibes with your weekly existential crisis playlist? "Love is a Game" followed by “Another One Bites The Dust” is just a perfect summary of your romantic life, isn’t it? If you were any more torn between genres, you’d be auditioning for the next season of “Survivor” with your eclectic taste. Here’s a tip: pick a lane, get a theme, and for heaven's sake, stop making the rest of us feel like we need a musical GPS whenever we attempt to navigate through your profile!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!