Roasted 30 days ago based on ꒰ㅤ✦ 𝔑𝔬𝔱𝔨𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱 ✦ㅤ꒱'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s 𝔑𝔬𝔱𝔨𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱, master curator of the "Corrido" and "Sad Sierreño" genres. Honestly, it sounds like your music taste was formed during a prolonged dramatic episode of telenovelas. You know, the ones where someone throws a shoe while screaming? If the walls of your Spotify could cry, they'd be weeping for all the choices you made. I mean, “Electro Corridos”? That's basically like trying to mix a mariachi band with a toaster. Your top artists read like a rollercoaster through a cultural identity crisis. Bad Bunny and Drake? Couldn’t decide if you were feeling spicy or just really, really sad about your ex; so you invited both to the party instead. At least you've got a little bit of everything—just enough variety to confuse anyone who listens. You’re basically that one friend who brings a fruit salad to a barbecue, gets offended when nobody eats it, then flexes that they’re "just being unique." At this point, even Spotify's algorithm is rolling its eyes and questioning your musical sanity. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. "La Pantera" followed by "Super Bowl LX Halftime Show - Live"? That’s a combination that screams, "I like to party but only in my bedroom with a sad playlist playing in the background." You basically sound like the DJ at a family reunion who accidentally plays the wrong playlist—the one meant for a crying child instead of a celebration. So here’s an idea: put down the "Corridos Tumbados" long enough to explore the rest of the world’s music. You might just discover that there’s life beyond moaning over heartbreak and wondering which cousin's on the run this week!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!