Roasted 1 year ago based on Artem's long term Spotify stats.

Hermit75, huh? You really embraced the "hermit" lifestyle with a Spotify profile that screams, "I have a PhD in obscure music and a minor in introversion." With your favorite genres sounding like they were chosen by a hipster octopus, you’ve officially become the poster child for those who think wearing glasses indoors makes them profound. Art Rock? I mean, great choice—if your goal was to make socializing as awkward as waiting for your avocado to ripen. And let’s talk about your top artists. An eclectic mix that resembles a mid-life crisis fueled by existential dread. David Bowie and The Beatles work, but Aquarium? Really? That’s your "deep cut"? Man, I thought this was a Spotify profile, not a weird hipster treasure hunt! With musicians like Tash Sultana and Leafboy, it's clear you're on a personal mission to make everyone question their taste in music—and sanity, for that matter. Joe Satriani? I hope you're not still waiting for that one shred of guitar genius to pull you out of your musical mediocrity. As for your most played songs, it’s an impressive array of hits and misses that looks like a playlist made during a sad breakup while trying to impress someone way out of your league. "Moon River" and "Certains matins" suggest you're capable of finding solace in the melancholic, but let's face it, it might just be the music equivalent of wearing sweatpants in public: comfortable yet completely lacking in self-respect. If your music taste were a color, it would be beige on a cloudy day. So, keep dreaming, Hermit75; perhaps one day you'll find that perfect track to bore yourself to tears.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!