Roasted 2 years ago based on Kiersten Potter's long term Spotify stats.

Kiersten Potter, huh? If your Spotify profile were any more confused about its identity, it would need therapy. I mean, Gothic Rock to Taylor Swift? You’re basically the human embodiment of a gothic middle schooler texting their ex at 2 AM after listening to Way Too Much "Pop." Honestly, your taste in music is like a buffet where everything was cooked by a sad clown: a little bit of metal mixed with a sprinkle of synth-pop and then a full course of emo lyrics. You’re a walking "what if" scenario in the music world—a veiled attempt at being deep that just keeps falling flat like your high school crush. Your top artists could double as an AAA meeting for people trying to entirely misunderstand the concept of mixing genres. Ever thought of starting a support group for your music taste? "Hi, I’m Kiersten, and I’m a Metalcore listener, but I still cry while belting out Taylor Swift." You can’t just swing from “Sign Of Life”—a song dripping with angst—to “The Last Unicorn,” like you’re trying to hit every emotional note on the piano and only succeeding at discord. Is your life an ironic playlist? Because “Dumpster Baby” and “Valentine” sitting next to each other is giving the vibe of being both a romantic and a dumpster fire all at once. And don't even get me started on your most played songs, which honestly reads like a playlist made by someone who absolutely refuses to pick a lane. "Hollow Points" followed by "Anti-Hero"? Talk about having a split personality—at this rate, Spotify is going to revoke your membership for emotional whiplash. You might want to rethink your life choices before you end up as a cautionary tale, or worse, a TikTok trend. But hey, if finding solace in your wild musical circus keeps you going, more power to you—but your Spotify Wrapped might need to file for an emergency restraining order!

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