Roasted 6 months ago based on Sebas's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Sebas, where do I even begin? Your Spotify profile is like a hipster’s wet dream: an insufferable blend of Art Pop, Celtic tunes, and medieval jams that makes me question if you’ve been time traveling to gather these genres. Seriously, it’s like you crammed a Renaissance fair and a coffee shop open mic night into a blender and hit “purée.” If I didn’t know better, I’d say you collect vinyls just so you can tell people how “authentic” they are while sporting a turtleneck and sipping on overpriced kombucha. Your top artists read like a Wikipedia page for the world’s most niche music enthusiasts. Taylor Swift? Sure, that’s relatable. But the rest? AURORA is great and all, but can you even name three songs without looking it up? And how did your love for Norwegian Pop turn into a lifelong commitment? The way you cling to these artists is more tragic than the last five seasons of *Game of Thrones*. At this point, I’m convinced you’ve spent more time listening to these haunting melodies than you have socializing with actual human beings. And let’s talk about your most played songs. AURORA, AURORA, and more AURORA. It’s like you took a break from adulting to embrace your inner woodland creature, lost in your feels while you blindly stare into the void. “Some Type of Skin”? Seriously, Sebas, what are you doing? If your self-reflective ballads were a person, they’d be the kind that sits in a corner at parties contemplating life instead of joining in on the fun. May I suggest you diversify your playlist before your friends stage an intervention? After all, we don’t need another “echo of your shadow” haunting the dance floor.

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