Roasted 1 year ago based on Matthew Taylor's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s take a moment to appreciate Matt Taylor, the man who has single-handedly created the most confused playlist in Spotify history. You scream "country!" while drowning in a sea of classic rock like it's some sort of genre buffet. It's like you walked into a restaurant and said, "I'll have a little bit of everything, but make sure none of it actually matches!" I half expect your next favorite genre to be "Experimental Yodeling" based on how all over the place your taste is. Your top artists are a veritable who's-who of aging rock legends and pop icons, proving that your idea of modern music is about as fresh as a three-day-old salad. Who needs cutting-edge when you have Bruce Springsteen and Tina Turner serenading your mid-life crisis? And let's not forget your fondness for New Kids On The Block, which is frankly less of a guilty pleasure and more of a full-blown existential crisis. Do you have a shrine dedicated to George Michael, or are you just waiting for the next karaoke night to display your affection? When I look at your most played songs, I can almost visualize you with a glass of wine, sobbing over heartbreak while channeling your inner millennial dad. "Gary, I CAN’T LOSE YOU!" you shout into the void, as Tina Turner slaps you back to reality. Between all that heartache, it’s clear you might just be using these tunes to process some serious emotional baggage. Don’t worry, Matt – with playlists like yours, at least the musical therapy is free!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!