Roasted 1 year ago based on Mehrshad's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Mehrshad-Phoenix, the ultimate connoisseur of soundtracks and spiritual awakenings! Your Spotify profile reads like a high school English essay on "How Many Genres Can I Jam Into One Identity?" Seriously, Gregorian chant alongside power metal? That’s a playlist only an exorcist would be comfortable with. I can just picture you headbanging with one hand while holding a rosary in the other, screaming into heaven for a little taste of musical coherence. No wonder you go by 'Phoenix'; it sounds like you're trying to rise from the ashes of a confused musical identity. Your taste in music is as eclectic as your internet browsing history, hinting at some deep existential crisis that can only be resolved by blasting 8D tunes while meditating on the meaning of life. I mean, come on! You’ve got Tame Impala and Imagine Dragons hanging out together—like they’re at a weird family reunion nobody wanted to attend, just waiting for the awkward moment when you try to explain why the soundtrack of "Titanic" and metal music share the same playlist. Honestly, are you trying to impress people or confuse them into forgetting who you are? And let’s address your top songs. "Let It Happen"? Maybe that’s your life motto because it looks like you're just letting your Spotify algorithm take the wheel. Mixing Lana Del Rey with "Hristos Anesti"? Bravo! You’ve effectively combined the melancholic angst of a broken heart with the jubilant celebration of resurrection. May I suggest you open a therapy business for confused souls who need help untangling their musical choices? But if nothing else, at least you’ve set the stage for a very bizarre dinner party where everyone pleads for the now-awkward silence to return.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!