Roasted 2 years ago based on Robert's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Robert, what a beautiful mess of a Spotify profile you have here! You’re a walking musical identity crisis, like a hipster who just discovered the “Dark” setting on their Spotify playlist. Let’s talk genres: you’ve got more “types” than a college freshman trying to find themselves at an open mic night. It’s as if you threw a dart at a genre board while blindfolded and prayed for the best. "Glitchcore" sounds like you having a meltdown at 2 a.m. when your WiFi cuts out. And those top artists? My man, YFU Baby has more playtime on your profile than all the other artists combined. Are you sure this isn't some weird dedication? I can just picture it: you in your room, crooning along to YFU Baby’s “Nagasaki,” slowly realizing you've unknowingly signed up for an honorary membership in the “I can’t let go of my high school phase” club. You’re blasting Ski Mask next to Linkin Park like they’re a couple of old guys reminiscing about the good old days, but in reality, it’s just you frantically trying to keep your taste legit while you slam your fourth energy drink of the night. Honestly, "Back Forth" by YFU Baby might as well be the soundtrack to your in-depth monologue about why “Cloud Rap” really speaks to your soul. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. And don’t even get me started on the audacity of “Hikikomori Guy” being in your most-played songs—at this point, you’re basically a meme wrapped in a riddle trying to figure out how to make “trapped in your own mind” sound cool. If the Spotify algorithm is right, you desperately need a vacation... or a therapist. But hey, as long as you keep pressing play, at least you’re committed to failing with style!

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