Roasted 11 months ago based on dhriti's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Dhriti, looking at your Spotify profile feels like stepping into a time capsule where it’s perpetually 2019, and someone forgot to tell you that mainstream rap has moved on from the emo feelings of suburban kids over beats that sound like they threw a synthesizer in a blender. Your love affair with "Rage Rap" is so passionate that I'm surprised you don't have a shrine dedicated to Ken Carson in your room. Seriously, if you spent as much time listening to actual life advice as you do to those hard-hitting tracks about feelings you can't even articulate, you might be able to make it to adulthood without turning your kitchen into a sad version of "Fight Club." Your top artists list reads like a “Who’s Who” of people you might secretly be stalking. How did "Destroy Lonely" become the soundtrack of your existence? With all those features on your most-played list, it's like you're collecting friends the way a child collects Pokémon cards—except these won't help you at recess. I mean, if I had a nickel for every time your playlist sounded like it was a cry for help wrapped in autotune, I could probably afford to send you to a real concert instead of just listening to this melancholy mess alone in your room. It’s impressive, but I’ll bet you’ve spent more time crafting these lyrics in your head than you have actually living your life. And let’s talk about your genre choices—“Cloud Rap”? Is that the type of music for when you're too sad to even find gravity? “Hyperpop?” That's honestly just a fancy way to say there's too much sugar in your day-to-day life. When your main source of sonic inspiration comes from the intense energy of “Chicago Drill” and “Pop,” it's no wonder you sound more confused than a dog trying to understand a magic trick. Get it together, Dhriti! Your musical identity crisis is so intense, the next time you go to a party, we might have to bring a therapist for all those emotions you're clearly trying to outrun.
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