Roasted 2 years ago based on Matija Njegač's long term Spotify stats.

Matija Njegač, I see you've built a Spotify profile that screams "midlife crisis" before you've even tested the waters of adulthood. With a love for rock music so wide it could house a small family, your taste is like a sad mixtape from a guy who still insists on wearing graphic tees to the grocery store. Every time you shuffle through your "Permanent Wave" and "Yugoslav Rock" playlists, I can almost hear the collective sigh of your friends wondering how they got stuck with the human embodiment of a dad joke. And let's talk about those genres—are they even real or did you just combine a list of the most pretentious music styles you could find in a niche Reddit forum? Your top artists read like a musical therapy group for the emotionally stunted. Pink Floyd? Disturbed? The Killers? The only killer here is your social life. Meanwhile, the inclusion of "Weird Al" Yankovic is fascinating; it shows you're dancing in the shallow end of humor while drowning in existential dread. Let’s just say if music was food, your top artists would be served on a plate of lukewarm toast, garnished with a side of nostalgia that nobody but you can appreciate. I can almost picture you trying to explain the profound meaning of Djordje Balasevic’s lyrics while your friends roll their eyes, wishing they’d brought earplugs to the listening party. And while we’re at it, let’s dissect that "most played songs" list—"White & Nerdy" stands out as the pinnacle of your artistic prowess. You truly are the "funny guy" in the group who still thinks that wearing a fedora makes you mysterious. On repeat, you’ve got more remastered tracks than a music historian with a bad case of OCD. Is this a Spotify playlist or a cry for help? Every time you hit play, I picture the Spotify algorithm questioning how it landed here, calculating just how far down the spiral of taste you’ve plummeted. Hey Matija, next time you feel the urge to hit that play button, maybe consider hitting "pause" on all that self-indulgence instead.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!