Roasted 2 years ago based on muhehe's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ü, the musical equivalent of a thrift store explosion. Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's fever dream mixed with a toddler's snack time playlist. Seriously, "Metropopolis"? That sounds like a failed theme park in an attempt to lure in the cool kids while serving up a side of depression with a dash of existential dread. And not to mention your obsession with "Japanese Teen Pop." There's officially more weeb in your playlist than in a convention hall on cosplaying day. Your favorite genres alone are enough to make anyone question your taste in music—though let's be honest, "Weirdcore" should come with a warning label: "May cause ear bleeding and a severe identity crisis." Between the "Dance Pop" and "Electro Swing," I'm half-expecting you to moonwalk into a hipster café and ask for a vegan flat white while simultaneously arguing for the superiority of retro video game soundtracks. You should just let the algorithms make your playlists for you at this point; they could probably do a better job of it while fighting off the urge to gag. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. You’ve got Ado, Ayesha Erotica, and Lamp all sitting together like they’re the last three participants in a reality show for people who wish they were famous but can’t afford the therapy for their bad life choices. Your most played songs? They read like a mixtape for the confused souls stuck between a midlife crisis and a high school prom. Honestly, if your musical taste were a person, it’d be someone who still wears jorts and thinks Pokémon is a valid form of adult education. Time to hit shuffle and pray for a miracle!

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