Roasted 3 months ago based on tia's long term Spotify stats.

Tia, your Spotify profile looks like a middle school diary mixed with a gourmet meal that was prepared by a toddler. Seriously, only someone who understands the emotional depth of both K-Pop and anime soundtracks would think they can balance "Stray Kids" and "Hozier" in the same playlist. I can just picture you, sitting there, sobbing over dystopian anime while enthusiastically jamming to the latest BTS drop, wondering why you sound so confused during your morning commute. Your vibe is like a very confused hipster who keeps accidentally signing up for K-Pop fan clubs. And let’s talk about your most played songs. "Somebody Else" and "I Run"—Tia, it’s almost like you’re curating a soundtrack for someone who’s constantly on the verge of a midlife crisis at 22. You know it’s okay to listen to something upbeat once in a while, right? You’ve got noise music making the cut here, which is probably about the only genre that matches your chaotic energy. And the fact that half of your playlist sounds like the soundtrack to a trailer for an indie movie that comes out during award season? Please, if your music taste had a Tinder profile, it would be swiping left every time it hears “Let’s get this party started.” But here’s a plot twist: you somehow manage to make it all coherent. It’s like you’re a curator of the world’s most emotional mood swings, unapologetically diving into reggaeton one minute and getting lost in the soundtracks of low-budget anime the next. If Spotify took the time to make a ‘Cringe Factor’ rating, your profile would break the scale! So here’s to you, Tia—may your playlists be as all over the place as your life decisions. If music is an expression of self, then honey, yours is a beautifully deranged masterpiece that even Salvador Dali would raise an eyebrow at. Keep being you—I guess someone has to do it!

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