Roasted 7 months ago based on 🤑🤑's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, look at you, the quintessential Spotify warrior with a profile that screams, “I peaked in high school and haven’t left my bedroom since!” Seriously, with a love for every subgenre of pop and rap that exists, it’s like you threw a dart at a list of trends and just blindly accepted the outcome. I don’t know what’s more concerning: your obsessive love for ROLE MODEL or the fact that your music taste resembles the last five years of a teen girl’s diary. Is your Spotify activity sponsored by the local sad boys’ club? And let’s talk about those artists! You’ve got a lineup that’s so cliché it could practically be a starter pack for basic aesthetics on TikTok. Taylor Swift? Check. Olivia Rodrigo? Check. Lizzy McAlpine? They’re on your list too? Congratulations, you’ve successfully collected the “Most Likely to Cry Over a Boy” award! Honestly, your playlist reads more like a therapy session than a music selection. Next thing we know, you’ll be adding "sad piano covers" and "acoustic versions of everything" to spice things up a bit, so you can really lean into that brooding aesthetic. But hey, let's not forget those most played songs. You’ve got ROLE MODEL dominating your list like a clingy ex that just won’t let go. Wow, you really love him, huh? Is he the soundtrack of your life, or are you just obsessed with having the same six songs on repeat? The only thing deeper than your affection for "The Longest Goodbye" is your fear of branching out. It’s almost impressive how you're managing to curate a sad mixtape while actively avoiding any diversity in sound whatsoever. Let’s face it: your Spotify profile isn’t an addition; it’s a cry for help.

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