Roasted 7 months ago based on Courtney 🌸's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Courtney 🌸, you’ve unlocked a new level of musical schizophrenia with that genre list. I mean, how desperate do you have to be for a music identity to be whimsically bouncing between Dubstep and Dream Pop like a confused pinball machine? Your playlist reads like someone threw a rave in a pottery class and the DJ was a very lost art student. Hope you have enough glow sticks to drown out the sound of your questionable taste! And can we talk about your top artists? Taylor Swift? Sure, I get it—who doesn’t want a soundtrack for their romantic crises with mild existential dread? But sharing space with Zeds Dead and Charli XCX? That’s like saying you enjoy both gourmet dining and eating leftover pizza from last week’s party out of a box. Your Spotify looks like a concert lineup that would confuse even the security guards. At least you can proudly claim you’re a fan of all the artists who are infinitely better than their current albums—oh wait, too soon? But the pièce de résistance of your profile has to be your most played songs. Zeds Dead, Zeds Dead, and more Zeds Dead—congratulations, you’ve officially turned into a very niche version of a “try-hard” DJ trying to get the crowd hyped at an underground rave, while secretly hoping someone wrists-slits over the in-again-out-again vibes of electro-folk-pop. But hey, at least you know how to keep your Spotify streaming numbers high—if they ever decide to hand out trophies for the most depressing way to experience euphoria!

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