Roasted 2 years ago based on Kyra's long term Spotify stats.

Kyra, you’ve managed to curate a Spotify profile that’s like a dystopian playlist of midlife crisis mixed with existential dread. Your favorite genres read like the emotional stages of a breakup: from "Dark R&B" (we get it, you’ve been sad) to the oddly specific "Pop Urbaine" (because just "Pop" wasn’t pretentious enough). I genuinely didn’t know there were people out there who needed a genre for crying in French, but here we are—making it sound like your earbuds are just shouting "Nobody understands my pain!" in multiple languages. Your top artists are like a music festival where the headliners all forgot to show up, but the warm-up acts are trying their best. Måneskin and Hozier stepping on stage with a collective eye roll, asking, “What exactly have you been doing?” And can we talk about your obsession with Ex Habit? The dude’s got more songs on your list than he does fans—it’s like you’re single-handedly trying to boost his self-esteem one sad jam at a time. If “abuse me” isn’t a cry for help, I don’t know what is—do I need to call someone for you? Your most played songs read like the world’s longest diary entry of someone who should probably just invest in a therapist instead of another streaming subscription. “Honeycomb” by Mackenzy Mackay? Are we trying to get into a sweet relationship or just binge our way through a Netflix series that ends with “and then I realized, love was a scam”? At the rate you're going, your Spotify Wrapped is just going to show a giant question mark. But hey, at least your music taste is as eclectic and confused as your life choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!