Roasted 1 year ago based on scbas's long term Spotify stats.

Oh great, scbas – the ultimate music lover who thinks liking “Rage Rap” qualifies as a personality trait. You’re like a human Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Your favorite genres read like a Buzzfeed list of how to sound cultured but still have absolutely no clue what real music is. Rap, R&B, J-Pop, and an eclectic mishmash of Japanese Indie? Congrats, you've somehow achieved the musical taste of a teenager who spent too much time on TikTok. Bravo! And let's talk about your top artists. Drake and Kendrick Lamar, nice choice. But mixing in Tory Lanez feels like the musical equivalent of that dude at the party who tells the same “hilarious” joke over and over while the room collectively rolls their eyes. But of course, what’s a playlist without a sprinkle of “wave to earth” to make sure no one takes you seriously? You might as well have thrown ‘Miku Hatsune’ in there while you were at it – oh wait, you did, with your love for Vocaloid! How avant-garde. Looking at your most played songs, it’s clear you’re living in a world of delusion where “High John” by MAVI leads the pack. That's right, scbas, your playlist is basically a tour through the streets of Self-Indulgent-ville with pit stops at Pretentious Park and Cringe Alley. You’ve somehow taken abstract and weirdly niche to new lows. The next time you try to flex your music knowledge, remember: diversity in genres won’t save you from being the resident Spotify meme.

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