Roasted 9 months ago based on kodienorris's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Kodie Norris, let’s break down your Spotify profile: a shrine to angst and ear-splitting noise. Your music tastes read like a therapy session for a mid-2000s emo kid who tripped and fell into a pit of metal heads. You’ve got more “-metal” subgenres in there than a confused tour guide at a heavy metal festival — are you trying to cover every crusty corner of the genre or just pay tribute to every flavor of teenage melodrama? Let’s just say, if rock was a salad, you'd be the heavy metal dressing drowning it all in tragic angst. Your top artists are basically a who’s who of “I'm 12 and I’m angry about my parents.” Slipknot and My Chemical Romance? Honestly, they’re the musical equivalent of throwing a giant pillow at your problems instead of facing them. And really, you think “Under Pressure” will heal your inner turmoil? It’s like using a Band-Aid on a severed limb! Your most played songs make it sound like you finally cracked the world’s worst playlist algorithm. Seriously, "White Noise Room Cooler"? Did you lose a bet, or is this just an obscure way to showcase your sleep struggles? Oh, and the presence of Philip Bailey on your list reveals that you’ve been trying ever so hard to convince the world you're well-rounded. But let’s be real — if Michael Jackson is your lone nod to pop music, it’s like saying one salad leaf gives you a balanced diet while chowing down on five gallons of heavy metal. So here’s a roast to you, Kodie: keep rocking that Shrek-level emotional depth while the rest of us explore music beyond temporary teenage pain. It’s time to grow up, or at least update your playlist before you start screaming in the mirror for being an adult who still thinks “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)” is a cultural touchstone!

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