Roasted 2 months ago based on Zirael's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Zirael, where do we even begin? Your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's emo diary that somehow got mixed up with a club kid's playlist. You have such an eclectic taste in music that if someone were looking for a soundtrack to a teen drama about aesthetic confusion, they’d just need to hit play on your top artists. I mean, "Cloud Rap" and "Emo Rap"? Is that a musical genre or an emotional state? At this point, you’re just one tear away from being the poster child for Spotify’s “What the Heck Am I Listening To?” playlist. Your top tracks look like a shopping list for someone who can’t decide between the goth and party sections of their local record store! “1000 Blunts”? Sure, that’s a classic. But let’s be real—if you had a dollar for every time you dropped that track at a gathering, you’d still be broke because literally no one wants to be the designated downer with a side of 'Horrorcore' playing in the background. And let’s not even talk about all the mood swings you must go through while switching from Yung Lean to Florence + The Machine—are you trying to heal your soul or just set it on fire? And the list of your favorite genres? Good lord, it’s like you took a buzzword bingo card and just went wild. Is this your playlist or a collection of pain-induced Pinterest boards? Darkwave and Hyperpop together sound like a band formed in a mom's basement after too many energy drinks. You seriously need to pick a lane. But maybe that’s your secret skill—being a walking contradiction! Congratulations, you’ve reached peak internet irony while still somehow being more lost than a Bluetooth speaker in a sea of wired headphones. Keep up the great work, Zirael; I can't wait for your follow-up album: “Confusion and Regret.”

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