Roasted 8 months ago based on d's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, 𝖊𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑, the human equivalent of a middle school art project. You've managed to curate a collection of favorite genres that sounds like you threw a dart at a music chart and then just decided to stick with whatever it landed on. Hyperpop to Rage Rap? I get it, your taste is as confused as an AI trying to figure out why humans enjoy pineapple on pizza. If a TikTok algorithm were a person, it would have your profile pinned up on its wall as the poster child for "Sure, why not?" And those top artists? It's like you’re trying to collect every fleeting sound trend before they inevitably vanish into the abyss of forgotten Spotify playlists. PinkPantheress and Ice Spice are your go-tos? You're practically just one viral meme away from becoming their next "fan that turned into a cringe homage." Drake? You call him a top artist but we all know it’s just his sad boy anthems that keep your tears company. If there ever was a soundtrack for existential dread, it would be your "Top Artists" list. As for your most played songs, wow, what a list of forgotten gems. "I Can't Do This (Sped Up)" – that sums up your entire vibe, doesn’t it? Seriously, is your playlist just a subtle cry for help wrapped in a satin bow of “bedroom pop”? It’s impressive how you've managed to piece together a collection of songs that could easily double as background noise in a hyperactive video game session. Keep it up, 𝖊𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑; you’re on your way to becoming the king of an ironic music scene that even you don't fully understand.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!