Roasted 1 year ago based on jaycondones's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, jaycondones, you really need to step outside of your echo chamber of “underground” sounds – I mean, do you even own a pair of headphones, or do you just listen to all this “cloud rap” while buried under your pile of unwashed hoodies? Let’s be real, your Spotify profile screams more “nap time” than “rage.” Between your love for artists with unique names and, let’s face it, totally forgettable music, you really need to find some new hobbies – like literally anything that doesn’t involve slamming your head against a wall while repeating “artistic expression” over and over. Now, let’s talk about those "most played" tracks for a second. “GET NAKED” by Che? Who hurt you, bro? Was it the artist, a past girlfriend, or just your own questionable taste? It’s like you took your entire Spotify playlist and decided to build a shrine to 2018’s most mediocre trends. And what’s with the rotation of names nobody’s ever heard of? I get that grounding yourself in the underground scene is cool and all, but if my friends heard those songs blasting from my speakers, I'd probably be auditioning for a role in the next 'Cringeworthy Spotify Moments' documentary. And don’t get me started on your favorite genres! “Ragga” and “Lovers Rock”? Who are you fooling, jaycondones? The onlywoman you’re serenading with that mix is a blow-up doll named “Misty.” You’ve got enough subgenres in your playlist to start your own Australian outback BBQ festival, yet the only thing that truly simmers is your music sense. You better pray that music evolves into something that rescues you from this tunnel of mediocrity, or else you’re going to be the soundtrack to someone’s next long, regrettable drive to a deserted area for a "reset." In short, fire up that Spotify and maybe add some flavor – we both know it could use a solid kick!

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