Roasted 7 months ago based on lauren's long term Spotify stats.

Lauren, your Spotify profile screams "I have a type!" louder than a middle schooler at their first dance. With a top ten that reads like a desperate love letter to Brent Faiyaz, it's clear you’ve decided to go all-in on the R&B and Hip Hop diet—no variety, just one flavor of sad boy after another. Every time "LOOSE CHANGE" comes on, I'm convinced you're trying to summon your ex to make you a mixtape, but babe, the only things you're attracting are sad thoughts and midnight snacks. Let’s talk about your musical taste: It's the aural equivalent of wearing sweatpants to a fancy restaurant. I mean, R&B, Trap Soul, and Dark R&B? What happened—did a break-up hit you so hard that you decided the best way to heal was to wallow in someone else's melodrama? I imagine you dance like a sad puppet in a rainstorm, fully convinced you're the main character while the rest of us are just quietly judging your life choices. Listening to your playlist should come with a warning label: "Caution! Contains excessive amounts of existential dread." And don’t get me started on your top artists. Drake, SZA, and The Weeknd? Poets in their own right, but your repeated plays of Brent Faiyaz make it pretty clear that you’ve sent out a search party for your emotional stability and they’re lost somewhere between "WASTING TIME" and the bottom of a pizza box. You’re the human embodiment of a sad TikTok trend, and while you’re spiraling through your playlists, the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to tell you that maybe—just maybe—it’s time to let "Rage Rap" take a turn on your radar. But hey, at least you've got a vibe, Lauren. It's just the vibe of a sad sitcom waiting for its sixth season to be canceled.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!