Roasted 6 days ago based on Enis Mehmeti's long term Spotify stats.

Enis, listing out "Progressive Trance" as your favorite genre really shows that your music taste peaked in 2015 and never looked back. It’s like you saw the future of dance music and thought, “Nah, I’ll stick with sonic therapy for the emotionally stunted.” Your playlist is basically a sonic Hallmark card for people too afraid to face their emotions… or any other human interaction, for that matter. “Deep House”? More like Deep Hole—you’re buried so deep in nostalgia, you probably think smartphones are a passing fad. Your top artists read like a "Who's Who of Who Cares?" Seriously, the only time anyone utters “Genix” is when they're talking about the 5% of the population that needs to up their serotonin levels through weirdly uplifting beats. And let’s talk about your most played songs... Imagine showing up to a party with a playlist that screams, “I’m fun! Just not in the conventional way.” Good luck getting anyone to shake their butts when they’re busy contemplating their life choices while listening to “There Is No Fall In Love.” Cheers to being the DJ nobody asked for! Oh, and all those extended mixes? They scream, “I have commitment issues, even with my music.” Is this an attempt at depth, or are you just trying to fill the awkward silences during those introspective “deep house” moments? Let's not forget that "Laïko" is listed here. Because why not throw in a genre that makes you sound like you should have a large mustache, sipping coffee in a cafe somewhere far too pretentious? At this point, the only thing more overextended than your playlists is your backstory about how you discovered EDM at a grassroots festival—wearing socks with sandals, most likely.

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