Roasted 2 years ago based on Emma's long term Spotify stats.

Emma, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a mid-2000s teen angst film that got lost in a dumpster behind Hot Topic. Seriously, it’s like your musical taste is trapped in a perpetual cycle of broken hearts and eyeliner tutorials. With a favorite genre list that resembles a half-hearted attempt at a therapy session to address your emo phase, it's clear you're just one destroyed Converse away from auditioning for a MySpace revival band. "Neon Pop Punk"? What is this, a desperate attempt to brand yourself as the rainbow version of a goth kid? Looking at your top artists, it’s painfully obvious that you're still hoping to turn your life into a Taylor Swift ballad. You say "pop punk" but what you really mean is "please, for the love of God, let me relive my angsty high school years through music." If Fall Out Boy had a "Most Likely to Still Be Sad About High School" award, you'd win it hands down. And that playlist of yours — it’s the auditory equivalent of a diary filled with crushes who never knew you existed, complete with cringe-worthy quotes about relationships that barely lasted longer than your last haircut. As for your most played songs? It's like a cry for help wrapped in melancholy synthesizers and catchy choruses. "My Funeral Song"? Girl, if this is what you play at your funeral, everyone might just leave the party early because they'll all feel so guilty for laughing at your relentless softness. And don’t even get me started on "Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued." Honestly, I’m not sure what’s worse: the title or the fact that it seems to be the anthem of your adulthood. You’re one playlist away from being the poster child for “Listen to this if you miss your old drama club friends.” Good luck navigating the emotional rollercoaster that you’ve curated!

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