Roasted 1 year ago based on Raukahu Gray-Sharp's long term Spotify stats.

Raukahu Gray-Sharp, I see your Spotify profile is all about the "deep vibes," but let’s be real: it reads like a college kid’s regret-filled playlist after a few too many existential crises. You’ve piled on so many sub-genres it’s like trying to order a coffee at a hipster café—you've got "Neo Soul" on one hand and "Hyperpop" on the other. I half expect you to show up in a beret sipping a matcha latte with a side of "My soul is too complex for mainstream society!" Spare me the angst, buddy. You might love J. Cole and Kendrick Lamar, but with your eclectic mix of artists, I’m convinced you’re trying to achieve the musical equivalent of getting lost in a IKEA warehouse. Drake must love you; he’s probably penned a song titled "Emotionally Tumultuous Friend Zones" just for you. Meanwhile, your most played songs look like the soundtrack for a super awkward indie movie about a guy who keeps getting ghosted. "Retrograde"? More like your dating life on a Tuesday night—grounded, but spiraling out of control. And let’s talk about that track list—look at you trying to be all edgy and experimental with "Alternative HIP HOP" while sneakily dipping into "R&B” marshmallows. Are you curating music or starting a therapy session? I can only imagine your playlists as sad little love letters to yourself while you contemplate your life choices and snack on kale chips. Keep it up, and Spotify will start recommending “Songs for the Terminally Confused.” Get it together, Raukahu!

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