Roasted 6 months ago based on Whiteheadman's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Whiteheadman, the proud bard of a metal scrapbook that looks like it just crawled out of a 2003 Hot Topic clearance bin. Your Spotify playlist reads like an angry diary from a teenager who just discovered that they could scream into a microphone and call it artistry. I see you’ve tried to diversify with "Gabber" and "Frenchcore," but let’s be real: your taste is less ‘edgy’ and more ‘edgelord.’ If your personality were a song, it’d be stuck on repeat as a single "Chop Suey!" for a decade, desperately trying to convince the world that angst is a personality. Now, shoutout to your top artists, which look less like a lineup at Coachella and more like a scene from an underground pit with questionable hygiene. You’ve got "Yeat" sitting next to "Radiohead" like some bizarre family reunion where every uncle brings a different kind of dysfunction. And oh boy, System Of A Down makes seven appearances in your most played songs—congratulations, you’ve officially made them sound like a one-hit wonder! You know your musical palette is skewed when you can confidently say you’ve had a "hardcore" phase longer than most relationships. But hey, kudos for being uniquely you in a world of generic Spotify profiles! While most people are busy populating their playlists with brunch jams and Lo-Fi beats, you’re out here signaling to the universe that you’re not just going to listen to music; you’re going to wage war on the very notion of personal evolution. Just remember, Whiteheadman, however heavy your playlist gets, it’ll never be as heavy as the weight of your internet search history. Good luck getting out of that sonic mosh pit you’ve created for yourself!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!