Roasted 2 years ago based on Vanessa Blais's long term Spotify stats.

Vanessa, your Spotify profile is like a time capsule that got stuck in some alternative high school’s basement. Seriously, “Neon Pop Punk”? That sounds less like a genre and more like a shade of highlighter your parents used to mark your homework. With a top artist roster that reads like a “Who’s Who” of 2005’s most regrettable boy band trends, it’s a miracle that your music taste didn’t end up in a dumpster fire beside an old MySpace page. If Pop Punk had a mascot, it would definitely need a rescue mission for your nightmarish playlist. Let's take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of boasting about “SUPER EIGHT” like they didn't pick their name from a cheap motel chain. You have them dominating your most played songs list like they’re the only band on Earth, while the rest of us are over here just hoping they really do have the stellar hidden talent you've convinced yourself they possess. This is not just a love for music; this is a passionate vendetta against good taste. With all the time you spend jamming to “Wonderful World!!” — is it possible you’ve never actually heard a wonderful world? And Taylor Swift at number two?! You’re like a pop culture time bomb, just waiting to explode into “All Too Well” fan theories while categorically ignoring her evolution over the years. Niall Horan and “Post-Grunge” in the same breath? It’s a mash-up of nostalgia and confusion that’s almost as tragic as seeing someone wear a “one size fits all” shirt when it definitely does not. So keep bobbing your head to that strangely curated soundtrack, Vanessa—the rest of us will be pretending we don’t see you.

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