Roasted 1 year ago based on scop's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s "scop," the king of niche music genres. Your Spotify profile reads like a confused hipster's shopping list—how's it feel to be the human incarnation of a Pinterest board gone rogue? Seriously, you’ve got more genres than most people have friends. If there were a certificate for "most pretentious taste in music," you'd be a ten-time winner, holding onto that trophy like it's a pressed flower from a local farmer's market. Your top artists are a who's who of “I only drink ethically sourced, organic coffee,” and if I see one more moody playlist titled “Sad Girl Autumn,” I might just lose it. You must’ve curated this selection while contemplating life choices in your frame-less eyeglasses and a vintage thrift shop turtleneck. And I know it’s a struggle, but your dedication to finding underground gems is admirable—if only you applied that same energy to, I don’t know, talking to people in real life. And can we talk about your most played songs? "Born To Die" by Lana Del Rey? We get it! Life is hard, and you listen to music that matches your aesthetic. But honey, the only thing sadder than your playlist is the thought of your Spotify Wrapped: “Guess who’s still emotionally unavailable in 2023!” Maybe try branching out from the emotional abyss once in a while—you know, to mix in a little fun with all that angst.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!