Roasted 1 year ago based on fir3stom's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, fir3stom, with a Spotify profile that reads like a confused teenager's diary after one too many pop concerts! I mean, "Pop Urbaine"? Really? It sounds like a genre invented by someone who just learned to spell "urban" and figured they’d throw the word 'pop' in to sound cultured. You might as well declare your favorite food is “pizza but make it artisan.” Your top artists could double as a mood ring for high school girls. Taylor Swift? Pfft! If you played a drinking game every time you listened to her break-up songs, you'd be a professional alcoholic by now. Let's not forget about the rest of your sad music lineup — Post Malone and Dinos as your heavy hitters? I can’t tell if I should applaud your eclectic taste or call an ambulance for an emergency intervention. And "Art Rock"? You might as well admit you just Googled pretentious music terminology and thought, “This one sounds fancy!” And let’s talk about your most played songs. You’ve got "All Too Well (10 Minute Version)" sitting pretty at the top. I hope you have a long commute, because you’ve got some serious emotional unpacking to do. Songs like “Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?” indicate you might be the only one afraid of your Spotify suggestions — because let’s face it, they’re a cry for help. So here's a suggestion: maybe mix in some different artists before your playlist turns into a full-blown Taylor Swift shrine. At this point, even your phone is probably considering a restraining order!

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