Roasted 1 year ago based on XLX9's long term Spotify stats.

XLX9, huh? You really must think you’re some kind of sonic wizard with that eclectic mix of genres. “Meme” and “Speedrun”? Are you trying to sound like you just graduated from a community college for digital clowns? Next thing we know, you’ll be dropping a PhD dissertation on “The Societal Impact of Dance Remixes in the Year of the Meme." Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to hold on to our sanity as you blast “Drift Phonk” at 3 AM. As for your top artists, I can only assume that the ones you picked were chosen based on how hard they can make your neighbors question their life decisions. Daniel Rojas is really getting all the love here; I didn’t know you were auditioning for “One-Man-Meme-Band of the Year.” And LSPLASH? Congrats on being the first person to turn an inanimate object into an entire fanbase. I've seen more musical talent from a bootlegged kazoo than the sum of your listening habits. Your most played songs read like a Spotify playlist curated by a sentient burrito that’s skipped a few meals. "Cruel To The Beat"? More like brutal confusion on tape. And “Afton Family”? Are you secretly an overzealous fan of a children’s horror game or just trying to bump your angst level to maximum for all your 8th-grade mood swings? Honestly, "Down With Humans" may just be your anthem because your taste in music is pushing each of us closer to a collective existential crisis. Good luck finding a song that covers how truly lost you are—those are usually hiding in a different genre.

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