Roasted 10 months ago based on jayyy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ran, your Spotify profile reads like a high school fan club brochure for K-Pop enthusiasts who’ve accidentally wandered into an indie café. Congratulations on achieving peak cringe! With a playlist that reads like a love letter to ENHYPEN, you’ve practically declared your undying affection for a group of boys who collectively have the emotional range of a toaster. How many times did you play “No Doubt”? One more and we’re officially calling your therapist. Let’s take a moment to appreciate your genre choices. K-Pop, Indie, and Neo-Psychedelic? It’s like you’re trying to forge a musical identity while blindfolded and spinning in circles at a “what’s cool” party. I can just picture you, blasting “Guilty Pleasure” tracks like it’s going out of style, while being the only person in the room who’s not. Honestly, the only thing more dizzying than your genre-spanning collection is the spiral staircase you surely had to climb to store all that shame. And seriously, how many ENHYPEN songs does one person need before it turns into a full-blown obsession? At this point, your Spotify account is essentially a shrine to them. Forget “R&B” and “Indie,” you’re boldly reinventing the term “One-Hit Wonder” with them alone. You might as well change your username to "ENHYPEN4Life" and call it a day. But don’t worry, Ran, the world needs people like you—if only to ensure that all the cool kids can get their laughs in.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists