Roasted 1 year ago based on Milan 😊🎧's long term Spotify stats.

Milan, your Spotify profile is like a buffet where everything looks questionable but you just can’t resist loading up your plate. With favorite genres ranging from "Country" to "French House," it's clear that your taste is as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. You’ve got more mixes than a DJ at a high school prom, and yet you still managed to find a way to make everything sound like a bad breakup playlist. Congrats on being the only person on earth who can pull off the “I like everything but nothing at the same time” vibe. Looking at your top artists, it appears you love Post Malone so much that your Spotify is basically a fan club dedicated to him. You’ve got more Post Malone tracks than most people have teeth, leading me to believe that you might just be the reason he’s considered a cultural phenomenon. I didn’t realize they allowed you to collect more features than an episode of a reality TV show. I just hope you realize that mixing the lyrical depth of Jelly Roll with the inevitability of Morgan Wallen's country clichés won't win you any songwriting awards. Maybe you should just save your playlist space for a "Songs to Cry in Your Truck To" compilation. And let's talk about those most played songs — half of which feature the same dude like you're stuck in a musical Groundhog Day. If I had a nickel for every time I heard "Post Malone" come up on your profile, I could buy you a better playlist. Maybe it’s time to rethink your life choices and swap out your EDM tracks for something a little less 2014 Daft Punk and a bit more relevant. At this rate, the only thing making better choices than you seems to be your streaming algorithm. Just remember, variety is the spice of life, not a wallpaper selection from a discount home improvement store.

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