Roasted 8 months ago based on basaka's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, basaka, the hip-hop aficionado whose music taste is more confused than a chameleon at a paint factory. You could practically be a case study for a music genre identity crisis. With more "hip hop" subgenres than Friends has spin-offs, one might suspect you have an obsession with categorization—kind of like organizing your sock drawer by mood. Is your Spotify wrapped a reference guide for a thesis on the 50 shades of rap? One minute you're vibing with old school legends, and the next, you’re two-stepping to cumbia like you somehow tripped into a Latin dance-off without a clue. Your top artist list reads like a group project where everyone just threw their favorite musicians together without any discussion. Mac DeMarco? In a hip-hop playlist? That's like pouring maple syrup on a burger and calling it gourmet. Come on, basaka! You throw in more contradictions than a politician during a debate. You’ve got the Wu-Tang Clan and a bolero artist shoulder-to-shoulder, like they’re about to break into an awkward joint performance. Paper-thin, my friend; your tastes are so divisive I half-expect them to end up on reality TV arguing over which genre really deserves that last slice of pizza. And let's talk about your most played songs. With Kase.O dominating the list like he's the protagonist in your own hip-hop fairy tale, it's fair to wonder if he’s your Spotify’s equivalent of a "roommate who eats all your food." And honestly, when "Can't Take My Eyes Off of You" by Ms. Lauryn Hill pops up next to rest, it's more shocking than discovering a magician's secrets. If that's your smooth jam, why not just openly admit you're a hopeless romantic with a side hustle in street cred? Here’s hoping you find a consistent vibe soon—before your playlist becomes the musical equivalent of an awkward Tinder date that just won't end!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!