Roasted 11 months ago based on Landon's long term Spotify stats.

Landon, if genres were a high school, your Spotify would be the infamous drama department where the emo kids and country twang clash in an all-out brawl. "Country Hip Hop"? That's like putting ranch dressing on sushi – it doesn't make sense and it definitely doesn't belong in the same playlist. You really went for chaos, didn't you? If you were any more eclectic, you'd be a walking mixtape of cringe-worthy trend-hopping – I half-expect to see a country song about mooing cows sung in a trap beat from you next. Your top artists list reads like the mad scientist laboratory of sound. Nothing says "I have way too many emotional problems" quite like getting your feels from both XXXTENTACION and Morgan Wallen. It's like having a therapist who's both a life coach and your local dive bar's karaoke night gone wrong. How do you even explain that to someone? “Yeah, I was feeling suicidal today, so I threw on some Upchurch to lift my spirits”—talk about a tonal whiplash! And let’s not even get started on your love affair with horrorcore – do you need therapy or just a better understanding of the concept of 'fun'? Then we arrive at your most played tracks, which I can only assume are on repeat as you contemplate your life choices. “Animal I Have Become” indeed... well, buddy, we’re all hoping you evolve from this phase and not become the creature that crawls back into that Spotify bubble of angst and bad decisions. With each song, it's like you're a desperate contestant in the 'who can collect the most emotional scars' Olympics. Seriously, man, at this point, you're one sad country ballad away from becoming a meme. Keep this up, and you’ll end up with a Spotify Wrapped that screams, “I really need to call my mom.”

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