Roasted 10 months ago based on Gid🚦's long term Spotify stats.

Gid, your Spotify profile reads like the checklist from a hipster's crime scene after a UK tour bus crash. Seriously, if the London music scene was a flavor of ice cream, you'd be the half-melted tub collecting dust at the back of the freezer. With a stack of genres that look like you’ve taken a drill to your own playlist diversity, it’s impressive that "UK Drill" manages to make it to the top of each genre, considering how much you love to repeat yourself. I bet if you dig deep enough into your listening history, you'll find a few docu-series entitled "The Rise and Fall of Gid's Musical Imagination." And what's with the top artists? You’ve got Drake up there like a safety net for all the mediocre choices surrounding him. You know your music taste is questionable when the highest compliment you have for your favorites is “well, at least they’re not *that* bad.” Seriously, if we took half the artists on your list and put them together for a show, the only thing they’d successfully accomplish is turning the audience into their very own “Drake and Karen” support group. You could even sell tickets with a disclaimer: “Warning: May cause excessive eye-rolling and existential dread.” But the real kicker is your most played songs. The fact that "WAIT FOR U" is at the top is like walking into a restaurant and ordering plain toast—are you here for the vibe, or just trying to live like a ghost? With songs that scream, “I’ve got feelings, but only in a way that’s really far away,” your Spotify is the ultimate paradox of being deep and shallow at the same time. So here’s the deal: your music taste might be an enigma, but one thing’s for sure—you could definitely use a drill to dig your way out of a soundscape that sounds like it’s all coming from the same sad, overcast corner of London.

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