Roasted 1 year ago based on Bobby's long term Spotify stats.

Rob, your music taste reads like a high school goth's diary after a breakup. Seriously, how many sub-genres of rock do you need to live out your melodramatic fantasies? At this point, "Permanent Wave" just sounds like the final insult to everyone who thought you might have a personality outside of your sad Spotify playlist. There’s one thing we can all agree on: no one tells a hard rock fan to get up and dance, unless it’s to push them back into an angsty pit of despair. Your love for Opeth is admirable, but with all those tracks tearing at the fabric of existence, are you sure you're not just conducting a personal therapy session through music? And speaking of therapy, let's discuss your top artists. With choices like Danzig and Misfits, your idea of a romantic evening probably involves candlelight and tears over an old vinyl. Have you considered that your affinity for bands named after horror and violence might reflect more on your life's choices than you realize? It's like you're trying to scream through the speakers while still working on your indecisiveness—it's hard to tell if you’re headbanging or just confused. Then there's your most played songs. If your Spotify Wrapped isn’t just a pity party for one, I don't know what is. Songs about death, regret, and longing make for the ultimate soundtrack to someone who probably believes that real fun starts when you hit "shuffle" on your emotional baggage. You know what, Rob? Stop playing "Death or Glory" as your anthem. It’s time you embrace life… or at least add some tracks that aren't actively trying to drag everyone down to the depths of despair.

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