Roasted 30 days ago based on Arya's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Arya, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary filled with their most dramatic phases. We're talking more identity crises than a Netflix original series! With your favorite genres reading like the musical version of "Choose Your Own Adventure," it’s a wonder you haven’t just put "emotional instability" as your chosen genre. Seriously, can you even pick a side? One moment you're vibing to "Garage Rock," and the next, you’re swaying to "Bedroom Pop." Make up your mind before your headphones start playing "Who Am I?" Your top artists look like a highbrow supermarket discount bin of the music world. Tyler, The Creator? A classic, but squished between the likes of "The Script" and "Doja Cat," it’s like having filet mignon and frozen pizza on the same plate. And Drake? The only artist whose love life has more drama than a soap opera. I get it, you want the emotional ride without the commitment—but let’s face it, your playlist is just one step away from a sad TikTok montage featuring all those "what ifs" from your high school crush. As for your most played songs, it's like you took "Songs for the Depressed" and turned it into a greatest hits album. "Every Breath You Take"? Really? What a romantic choice for someone who has commitment issues with their music taste. And let's not even start on "The Man Who Can't Be Moved." Honestly, if your playlists were any more tragic, you'd need a support group. Here's a thought: how about mixing in some happy tunes and practicing what they call “going outside”? Maybe even take your playlists on a little adventure? You know, something that doesn’t involve sobbing into your pillow every night over Steve Lacy's latest track.

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