Roasted 1 month ago based on Ibai Ortiz's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Ibai Ortiz, the king of musical indecision! I see you're trying to curate the world’s most confused playlist. One moment you’re headbanging to Guns N’ Roses, the next you’re getting your heart broken by Dua Lipa while desperately googling how to get a grip on your varied tastes. Seriously, with genres ranging from Glam Metal to Ska Punk, it’s like you’re trying to relive the 90s by listening to it all at once. Just pick a lane and stick to it; how hard can it be? And those top artists? A lineup that screams, "I have commitment issues!" You’ve got Eminem dominating the charts while you mix it up with the likes of Journey and KISS, as if you're trying to form some sort of eclectic rock band that even a garage sale wouldn't bother to invite. If your playlist was a party, it would be awkward silence followed by the sound of crickets and a random dude in the corner asking if you like Ska. Here’s a tip: try sticking to one genre and see if you can manage to keep your listening experience less of a rollercoaster ride and more of a steady drive. Finally, let’s talk about your most played songs, specifically your uncontrollable love for Eminem. At this point, I’m convinced your life is basically a real-life 8 Mile, but all the good parts were replaced with half-hearted pop beats and a sprinkle of classic rock nostalgia. Sure, "Till I Collapse" is a banger—too bad your music taste seems to be collapsing under the weight of its own contradictions. Here’s a piece of advice: embrace the chaos or get a therapist, because whoever comes after you in the Spotify algorithm is going to need one to make sense of your choices!

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