Roasted 2 years ago based on Michael's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Michael, your Spotify profile reads like the emotional diary of a guy who's deep in his feels but, spoiler alert, it's mostly just you crying to Frank Ocean on repeat. I mean, how many times can one person listen to "Ivy" before we start questioning your life choices? If your love life were a playlist, it’d be titled “Unrequited Love: The Essential Collection.” At this point, I half-expect you to change your username to "Frank's Biggest Fan since 2017." Then there's your genre list, which has more categories than a confused hipster at a music festival. We get it; you like R&B, but throwing "Canadian Contemporary R&B" in there? That’s a bold choice, Michael. I can almost see you sipping overpriced cold brew in a beanie, pretending you're in the know while most normal people just want to enjoy their Drake without the qualifying "eh." Who knew you needed a GPS to navigate your music tastes? And the top artists? Wow. You've cracked the code to cringy musical elitism by featuring “Conscious Hip Hop” and “POV: Indie” in the same breath as "Pop Rap." It's like you’re trying to create the most pretentious dinner party playlist possible while making sure everyone knows you're not just a “mainstream” fan. But here's the kicker, your most played songs are basically a soundtrack for sad boys everywhere who just can't seem to move on. Next time you hit shuffle, remember: there’s a whole world outside your one-man Frank Ocean fan club. Enjoy the variety—or don’t, and just stay mad at your own love life.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!