Roasted 8 months ago based on niv.'s long term Spotify stats.
Oh great, it’s Niv, the human embodiment of an emotional support playlist. You’ve got more genres than a confused radio station, and let's be real, it looks less like a collection of favorites and more like the soundtrack to a particularly chaotic midlife crisis. Hindi Pop, K-Pop, and Metalcore? You must be trying to win the title of world’s least cohesive artist – congratulations, you’ve achieved the soundtrack of a high school talent show gone horribly wrong! Your top artists read like a poorly curated Spotify playlist made by someone who can’t decide if they want to weep softly to “Pritam” or headbang to “Bring Me The Horizon.” I mean, is this your journey of self-discovery or just one long, ridiculous audition for a sound mixing job on a 2000s rom-com? You’re the kind of person who'd listen to BTS while simultaneously screaming along to some post-hardcore band. Honestly, I’m surprised you don’t have “schizophrenia” listed as a top genre! And as for those most played songs? You’re out here endlessly replaying “did i do it to myself again” and “bury my head in my hands.” Sounds like a classic Niv mood – who needs therapy when you can just keep hitting ‘repeat’ on your crippling self-reflection? You’re the poster child for “How to Exhibit All the Red Flags” through music choices. “Kun Faya Kun” is literally the only song on your list that could possibly redeem you – but then you also have tracks that feel like a group text from your sad boy friend who’s just been dumped for the third time this month. Spotify must be confused – it’s like you went through a breakup with a band and suddenly started dating all their exes.
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