Roasted 1 year ago based on Aegislock's long term Spotify stats.

Aegislock, huh? Your playlist looks like it was curated by a caffeinated raccoon on a sugar rush. I’m half expecting to find a song called “Bark Like a Wolf While Watching Anime.” Seriously, K-Pop and nerdcore? Do you ride a unicycle to your local anime convention while reciting rap lyrics? And what in the name of hyperpop is “Phonk”? Did you just take a bunch of random genres, throw them against the wall, and see what sticks? Spoiler: nothing did. Top artists? I mean, C418 is great and all, but at this point, your Spotify profile is starting to read like a Wish version of a music festival lineup. Alan Walker? Really? The last time I saw someone this indecisive, they were in a dating app with a bio that read, “I like long walks on the beach and also avoiding commitment.” With a taste like that, I wouldn’t be surprised if your Spotify recommendations turned into a personalized therapy playlist. Let’s talk about those most played songs! You’ve got the anthem of every 2000s gamer and a track that sounds like a washing machine on the fritz. "Hips Don't Lie"? Sure, Shakira might be shaking it, but I'm pretty sure you’re just sitting there trying to figure out how to make your next playlist less of a train wreck. If eclectic was a crime, you’d be sentenced to life without parole. If I had a dollar for every cringe-worthy choice on your profile, I’d have enough to buy you a new music taste.

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